Sunday, May 12, 2019

I am one dead sexy mother fucker.

Well technically I only fucked the one mother. I fucked her for days I fucked her for hours straight but I couldn't cum while she was having multiple orgasms as she fucking squirted all the fuck over me.

Since then I have learned that squirters don't start out that way. It involves fucking a woman hard and sometimes against their will to create one. Basically if your dick is big enough (I had a 40 year old woman after 36 partners beg me to stop because my dick was basically in her chest) when she tells you she's gotta pee just keep on hitting. She didn't have any kids.

Mothers need not apply for sex with me because if they do I will beat them in the face with a carpenter hammer.

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