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Mews

11/21/20

I don't got my fingers in nothing they ain't fuckin in leave me be go.

The real reason for the curfews, because you pieces of shit were out all night drugging each other fuck all you worthless pieces of fuggin shit

I didn't hear you all talking shit last night you fucking hogs

11/19/20

Some famous asshole told millions of people on the internet that I was raped as a child and gave them my phone number all on one post.

11/9/20

They are telling me Sheen has the hiv so I haven't gotten laid since 2014.

I was getting stalked so bad I said to myself I said self forget those people they only talk bad about each other think about how much they must hate you. They wouldn't give a dollar and their bank accounts are gone. Who the fuck do you think I was telling you aren't even allowed in my city.

And they were stalking me so hard last night.

Sunday November eighth two thousand twenty

My drug of choice is well done steaks

1/8/20

I ain't fucking you you filthy skeeze. Also that ain't no fucking woman you just elected she looks like an old dog frothing at the mouth. I don't beat women but that's not a woman. Fuck ugly bitch.

UPDATE 11/7/20

My whole fucking life went to shit over THIS website. It will soon be a porn click through. Because it's all for you. Fuck you.

And also I'm not living in no God damn country that elected a child rapist and killer so I'm leaving this fucking country.

11/7/20

Donald Trump. You are wondering why you might not get reelected. I'll tell you why I didn't vote. A real estate mogul got elected and America is three hundred million homes short. He raised housing prices.

11/6/20

Rent is astronomical. I can pay mine but mine looks like a jar of change next to a bank. Two grand for an apartment? Nay. Why build three times the houses when you can charge four times for rent?

Update

Stay the fuck out of my city you know who you are and stay the fuck out. This is where the caravans will get you. No caravans.

Date unknown

Fired from the dmv for doing bogus paperwork/licenses.

10/30/20

I believe in me. I can do this all. I haven't had a single guest over to my new place. I don't want them here. Stay the fuck away from my house. There's a tunnel under the mother fucker the landlord swears he heard women getting raped in. They rape and kill women down there likely he said.

Fuck a car following you, what the fuck are you going to do when you're trapped in the middle of a caravan. A car caravan.

(Sex trafficking caravans)

10/29/20

They think they're vampires

That felt like days in bed. No that was three and a half hours.

6pm

No one got me any house warming gifts, I'm lucky I've got a bed. I need a bean bag chair, some posters and a willing female participant to scrub down my walls and mop my hardwood floors hella good.

And no fucking drop-ins at my house ever and stay the fuck out of my city

10/28/20

Watch out for that thin line YOU call reality.

Waking up at 3:30 am ready to face a day.

10/27/20

There's no more women they killed damn near them all and the president had to mail order one.

10/26/20

I need a deadbolt. I'm a progressive and I'm not sorry. Leave me alone the show's over there's nothing to see here. Website getting more hits than ever. It's over. Now I'm just looking for a hot local chick who wants me too. Just so God and everybody else knows.

Leave me alone, I'm very happy.

10/25/20

Shave mother fucker what the fuck

10/21/20

Just empty out down into the bushes.

10/19/20

Too fucking bad and oh well but fuck yeah.

4:38 pm

I know what you did you sick fucks

10/18/20

Sure I've got a girlfriend. She's real nice. The only problem is she wants too much. She's not really a girlfriend we're just friends. But I've got one nevertheless. In that case I've got 100 of them all going on right now. (dangerous)

There's a problem right now with ritualistic cult and gang murders of babies small children and little girls especially.

Right here right now I want to make it very clear that none of you women of 2020 live up to my standards very reasonable ones I have always had. If I haven't talked to you in the last two weeks to your face let me the fuck go because we'll never ever be together.

And I don't trust you

10/17/20

Doing shots as Saturday celebration. Got my rent all paid up for this home. I pay 1,200 a month. I abode in the master bedroom. My house is a remodeled 126 year old home. No bugs. I'm happy. Feeling accomplished in life.

10/16/20

3:21 am

Waking up at 3 am (30 minutes before my alarm goes off, feeling damn near overslept after 5/6 hours of sleep. Dreamless sleep believe it. Dreamless sleep in a perfectly locked room. No so called dreams in three nights the longest it's been dreamless in three years.

Those weren't really dreams.

3:29 pm (feels like lifetimes)

Just got out of the worlds biggest business meeting

3:42

Conditioner is cow cum.

6:07

These bitches sell their newborns

10/15/20

4:44 am

I fell back out after waking up at 3. I woke back up around 4:30 am. You see how that works? I don't wake up at 8 am hating myself.

10/14/20

French fries cooked in chicken grease macaroni and cheese and a thirteen dollar ribeye steak later...

10/12/20

Phone still hasn't died equipment replaced. Ribeye was delicious. Broccoli and cheddar as a side with sauteed garlic butter. Yum.

10/11/20

You need friends. I know how to cook Ribeyes.

10/11/20

I only need 3-4 hours of sleep in reality. Woke up at 1:30 am yesterday and today I'm waking up at 2:50 am fully energized.

Comb your fucking hair dude. Quit rubbernecking. God damn it

10/10/20

Word of today is traffic

10/8/20

Today's word of the day is Human smuggling.

In other news I'm moving marijuana to a step two.

10/6/20

I've been water boarded twice in the last week.

Don't trust them Matt.

10/5/20

Guess what the fuck I don't have any more? Food stamps. Holy shit. Also actresses, movie producers directors I don't give a fuck, you're not welcome here. Not in my county.

10/4/20

That's too many God damn stalkers. I'm hibernating as soon as my brand new two person tent comes. Knowing me I'll probably have a sweet piece of ass every night.

10/4/20

Just a message to all you fuckbag theives I piss on my weedbags.

9/23/20

I didn't even get sick this year and you mean to tell me you're all dying? Rouge.

MKR

Sunday, September 13, 2020

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