Friday, October 9, 2020

The Matthew David Kammerer diet

People have been observing some real instances of telekinesis of mine.

Over the last decade.

It fucking really picked up when I switched to Ribeyes. This ain't no promise you're gonna be like me but here we go:

Breakfast: Nothing

Lunch: Nothing maybe play with some food.

Dinner: Ribeye with a1 sauce. Or two Ribeyes with a1 sauce. 


Ribeye with macaroni and cheese as a vegetable. Or mashed potatoes as a side.

See how that works? Now if I even try to eat chicken or pork or go back to a normal homeless or just regular person diet, the energy that makes up most of my body, will consume me. Me


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