Created and owned by: Matthew David Kammerer

Found by a she dog, raised from a newborn on the canine teet, aclaimated to western society and its attendent english language
meet Matthew my attendant only within the last year, he has risen to the very heights of the Korporatic, bureau-governmental/industrial/militaristic AmeriKan quasi government. – Ex attorney

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