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I saved 1,000,000 dollars not eating fast food for 4 days. My headaches went away and my heart doesn't hurt anymore.

 I've been asleep for the last three days. Then I called the gun shop to let them know I won't be in this month then I got a email saying how my fine had been reduced for my recent infraction. I got a call from hell a and ignored it. Figured someone sold someone with a grandiose delusion my phone number. If you see my phone number on the internet please change it thank you.

I will never go to another fast food place as long as I live

 I will not fund your piling settlements and lawsuits anymore
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