I’m a target. Out in the open. Exposed. Greedy obese Californians everywhere. I try to imagine the sick ways you sick people exploit me. I’m sick of it.
Lately I’ve been smelling like a wet dog, here’s why. I take my hygiene seriously. So when the general public forces me out on the streets, I will bathe. If I had to break in to homes for rent, I would do it. Thankfully I don’t have to stretch the law that far. I use water spickets outside of businesses.