The Internet Is My Choice Drug

Well the generation before me likes shooting up crank mixed with heroin in what are called speedballs. When they are coming down marijuana seems to really help them. I could do without.

So here I am, homeless and newly sober examining all of the connections I’ve made while incredibly high, incredibly, this website included. This website was invented by someone who just smoked ounces upon ounces upon pounds. And you know what? I know how to score free unlimited supplies of pizza.