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SOCIAL NETWORK Z

When the homeless break in

Don’t get me wrong, a group of homeless people will invade you at home when you are sleeping because a lot of you are pure evil knaves, (or married one.) rob your house and give you another reason to argue with your spouse because **** you. Homeless people do not regard your privacy as anything that should be honored.

I have personally broken into several living spaces. Apartments I could never afford. Because they were unoccupied. I’ve lived alone in some pretty nice houses. I was smart for doing so. I sleep every night on the cement. I think it is about time I start kicking some god damn doors down again.

My peers are more subtle though and you may have a unexpected room mate right now. Not that I know them and if I do **** them call 911.

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